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Love the writing style. So clever and funny.

We’d just finished getting dressed when there was a knock on the door. The substitute teacher poked her head inside and wanted to know why we weren’t singing. “Breathing exercises,” Rob said. I tried not to crack up.
She looked at him and scowled. “In your bare feet?” Rob nodded. “Then how come you’re in your shoes and socks?” she asked.
“Because he’s a baritone and it’s easier to hit the low notes barefoot.”

“What’s Jewish?” I asked.

“It’s being grounded for life for not believing in Jesus. You can’t eat ham. You have to wear stupid hats. Every Friday night they force you to go to a place where everyone talks funny. Once a year, you have to wait at the table until some guy named Elijah shows up for dinner. He never does ’cause he’s dead, but they don’t tell you that at first. The worst part is you don’t get Christmas.”

It’s ok.

👋🏼 book. Maybe later

Huh again. I don't think I believe Rob would do this. But really, all I know about him is 1) hot 2) big dick 3) piano, so maybe he would after all.

Huh. I'm not even sure what this is yet. Right now it's a cute first-boyfriend story. Earlier it was really graphic and vulgar about dicks. Like, it made a hard dick seem like something you wouldn't want to touch.