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“What’s Jewish?” I asked.
“It’s being grounded for life for not believing in Jesus. You can’t eat ham. You have to wear stupid hats. Every Friday night they force you to go to a place where everyone talks funny. Once a year, you have to wait at the table until some guy named Elijah shows up for dinner. He never does ’cause he’s dead, but they don’t tell you that at first. The worst part is you don’t get Christmas.”
— Jul 31, 2021 10:41AM
“It’s being grounded for life for not believing in Jesus. You can’t eat ham. You have to wear stupid hats. Every Friday night they force you to go to a place where everyone talks funny. Once a year, you have to wait at the table until some guy named Elijah shows up for dinner. He never does ’cause he’s dead, but they don’t tell you that at first. The worst part is you don’t get Christmas.”
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We’d just finished getting dressed when there was a knock on the door. The substitute teacher poked her head inside and wanted to know why we weren’t singing. “Breathing exercises,” Rob said. I tried not to crack up.
She looked at him and scowled. “In your bare feet?” Rob nodded. “Then how come you’re in your shoes and socks?” she asked.
“Because he’s a baritone and it’s easier to hit the low notes barefoot.”
— Jul 31, 2021 04:38PM
She looked at him and scowled. “In your bare feet?” Rob nodded. “Then how come you’re in your shoes and socks?” she asked.
“Because he’s a baritone and it’s easier to hit the low notes barefoot.”
