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Why is this author obsessed with babies? Mixed ones, at that? I don’t wanna read about analingus five pages after dirty diapers. Or before. Wtf.

Why is he calling a grown woman “Ella Bella”? Ew.

Then beauty and fashion brands were sending me free products to wear and review. I had an enormous cult following that hung on my every word. I even had over a million subscribers on YouTube, which was unprecedented at that time.

YOUTUBE DID NOT EXIST WHEN SHE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. THIS IS BULL.

The sky was the limit with their generosity if I stayed in my lane. I created an alter-ego, “Vanity” and took selfies in the outfits, and sold them online.

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IN 2002?!?!?!??! This is bullshit.

This book is so very fucking bad. People do not talk like this at all.

Who the heck calls hundred dollar bills “Franklins”?

How do you become a national it girl/video vixen as a 17 year old in 2003? From Friendster?

SO BAD.

Ohhhhh! So Lou *is* Ella. Well, author is assuming a lot that readers have read previous series with these characters.