Status Updates From A Night to Remember (Sweet ...

- jessica finally realizes on page 313 of this book that she's been acting totally bananas throughout

- your girl me is #teamelizabeth on this one

- poor elizabeth, lila, and andrea :((

- poor lila :( for me as a woman and a feminist it does not feel great to read "oh she was sexually assaulted a FEW WEEKS ago she should be over it by now" :/

Ok *now* we are actually at the Jungle Prom.

We are *finally* at the Jungle Prom.

I forgot how much of a sociopath Jessica is.

This book is the gift that keeps on giving - here's an ultra-rare post #58 Jeffrey appearance in The Oracle office!

Note to self: re-read Rockstar's Girl to see if Andrea is this much of a doormat there because I doubt it.

Bruce is being absolutely horrible.

Oh, cheese. I'd forgotten about the trip to Brazil prize. Also, I've never understood whether the calling it a prom was just an excuse to get a prom queen?

And on what planet is prom queen anything but a popularity contest?

I'd forgotten about the trip to Brazil for the Prom Queen - no wonder Jessica and Liz were fighting so hard over it. And two weeks to plan a prom? YIKES!

I'm not ready for Sam's death! *wails*