Status Updates From Franny and Zooey

Then he began to lather his face. His lathering technique was very much out of the ordinary, although identical in spirit with his actual shaving technique. That is, he didn't watch where his brush was moving but, instead, looked directly into his own eyes, as though his eyes were neutral territory, a no man's land in a private war against narcissism he had been fighting since he was seven or eight years old.

finally off the slump. so good i had to look up if jd salinger was a woman

You know what your heart is, Bessie? Would you like to know what your heart is? Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.