Status Updates From Franny and Zooey

What’s for dinner? oh just milk and 15 cigarettes

If your 20 year old sister is clearly going through a crisis, make sure you a)berate her for it. b)tell her it’s not serious enough (even though she hasn’t eaten in days and has even passed out!) c)tell her she don’t get Jesus right! d)repeat this while you lecture her e)ignore her crying

Great job, Zooey