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Somebody build a Time Machine and find me from the past and tell me not to read this. I’m skimming rn cause I refuse to DNF but good grief I’m basically torturing myself

Nothing makes sense anymore and this is very stupid

Why is it always insta love…why can’t they fall in like or fall in ”let’s see where this goes” with an epilogue to follow. If there’s anything wattpad related that we should keep going it’s the constant use of epilogues cause no I don’t believe they fell in love after 4 days…

I’m not a fan of this part. Also I’m watching every paranormal activity movie while reading this so pardon the ill timed updates

Mickey should’ve taken a kidnapping 101 online course or sumn because this is an epic fail

Interesting strat