Status Updates From The Idiot Gods

So I finally ventured into this book and I have to say, the introduction was almost enough to change my mind and discard the book. *sighs*
It's pseudo-intellectual nonsense that was extremely dry (ironic, considering the story is told by an ocean-dweller), either coincidentally or by design.

I can only hope the rest of the book will be more entertaining.

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