Status Updates From The Book of Bart

Extremely weird bastardisation of Golem lore. I'm personally offended

Yeah yeah the big bad is Jenny I get it

I think Bart should've smoked weed

Gd this is grating

I don't like the implication that televangelists have any kind of divine power actually

Imagine killing yourself over a guy named Mort

Part of the problem with this book aside from all of the problems with this book is that the demons are so boring

I feel like this would be better if Bart was less smug and slimy and also if he was a grown man and not a thousand year old demon pretending to be 18

Imagine if this was like

Good

"Most of the available females were over 21, making them a bit too old for my tastes."

Gross.

A little confused about how removing the batteries from a vibrator js even remotely a good prank

Okay so I think Bart looks like he's 18? It's unclear

"Even mother teresa had a few skeletons in her closet"

Yeah the fact that she sucked is like Well Known

How old is Bart supposed to be?

Bart is now using a slur for people with Down's syndrome to describe a pair of bullies so that's

Great

And now it's time for misogyny!

I'm not like an expert in voodoo but this feels racist

This is dumber than I remembered

Gd this is insufferable

This book is 5 edgy 4 me

Yeah this is as bad as I remember

I've actually been to this museum

If I remember correctly the main problem with this book is that it tries to do the "unlikable protagonist" thing but Bart isn't an interesting enough character to pull it off

Gd this is worse than I remember