Corey’s Reviews > The Book of Bart > Status Update

Extremely weird bastardisation of Golem lore. I'm personally offended

Yeah yeah the big bad is Jenny I get it

I think Bart should've smoked weed

Gd this is grating

I don't like the implication that televangelists have any kind of divine power actually

Imagine killing yourself over a guy named Mort

Part of the problem with this book aside from all of the problems with this book is that the demons are so boring

I feel like this would be better if Bart was less smug and slimy and also if he was a grown man and not a thousand year old demon pretending to be 18

Imagine if this was like

Good

"Most of the available females were over 21, making them a bit too old for my tastes."

Gross.