Status Updates From 245 Days

// UGH!!

// Also a lifeless body means that the body is dead … Otherwise the body is just unconscious, get your fucking facts straight!!!

// Also I skipped toward the end a little bit and I see that you had Mike say that Taylor and Ashley would be great future mother and father to their future child and I have to say it’s idiotic that the author wrote it this way because the whole point of having two fathers is that neither one of them in any capacity is the mother!!

// Author I get that you’re in the throes of all your contrived drama … But I feel compelled to tell you that you’ve completely destroyed a great book by introducing this ridiculous plot line with the stepfather and the ex-boyfriend and all of that lunacy!! The sub plots that you’ve just introduced around 70% and onward is absolute garbage!!!

// And what pisses me off the fucking most about situations like this is that all the heads of all of these departments, the bigwigs, and all of the most powerful people are doing exactly what they tell the little people not to do!! They are the most devious and vile and corrupt!! This author is most definitely not fictionalizing this … This is very very real and it happens in real life all the time!!

// Such a good book 😊😊😊!!

// REALLY, AUTHOR, are you being serious?!? Everything is so explicit but you cannot use the word ass?!? SMH!!!

// An American mannerism I find incredibly incredibly incredibly aggravating and obnoxious is that they tend to butcher and shorten absolutely beautiful and unique and wonderful names into names that are common and plain and a lot of the time really ugly!! Why turn Charlotte into Charlie, even though Charlie is a nice name, or Philomena into Phil?!? Fucking stop it!!

// Wait a minute … So fraternizing is against the rules but it’s OK for this idiot to do what he’s doing in terms of trying to pawn his daughter off on the poor guy? Such a fucking backward and hypocritical perspective … But then again it’s an American university and so therefore I am not surprised in the slightest!!

// Adding to my previous update, also, with one set of parents so incredibly wonderful and gracious and accepting, I am incredibly irritated that they are not present on page in the book! Why is only the negative present? How about showing incredibly wonderful and supportive and accepting parents? This book is really great but also the author is a bit irritating!!

// What I really dislike so far is the fact that all the other adults or parents of said adults all seem to be incredibly narrow minded, conservative, and homophobic! I get that the author needs conflict but to create it for the sake of conflict is absolutely ridiculous! Also try something new and not something so outdated and tired in terms of plot devices!!

// “However, at the end of it all, I lived my life honestly and respectfully, and was probably more likely to make it through the eye of the needle than the conniving, ruthless, and despicable folks who judged my orientation. He made me in His image—His image is to love unconditionally.”

~ ABSOLUTELY ♥️♥️♥️!!!

// Wow his mother is such a fucking nosey busybody … is there a class some American moms take when they become mothers? I don’t see this with any other culture or nationality except Americans, and it’s obnoxious as fuck!!

// To be fair, if anyone ever finds out you guys are fraternizing, people are going to presume you’ve been fucking the whole time, so does it really make a difference?! If you’re going to do this, be completely secretive and covert about it, it’s just that fundamental!!

// AUTHOR, what the hell are you doing? These moments are so fucking hot and sizzling and so damn sexy, you have to ruin it with words like back door to describe his ass? This is where you’re going to go all prude on us? Absolutely ridiculous!!

// I’m going to nitpick and say that the author should fucking know better … If the guy has the state of the art bar in his home, he’s likely not drinking anything out of a plastic cup, and to mention the word cup, implies that it is plastic, that’s just how it is!! So he would be drinking out of a glass … author, make the fucking distinction between the two and understand it!!

// “I followed Taylor’s blue truck to a beach in Fairfield that he liked. As I followed, I imagined lining the bed of his truck with some cushions and blankets and fucking under the stars.”


~ FUUUUUUUUUUUCK that’s HOT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!

// Taylor sounds absolutely yummy and we are off to a very promising start!!

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Beam me up, Scotty, I can't plod through this book any more!