Status Updates From Breaking Rules

So even though Goodreads and Amazon both say it's over a thousand pgs other reviewers have said it's a quick read. I have to agree since it took less than 10 mins to make it this far.
However 20% in I'm already tired of hearing "Payne". So I used my kindle search to discover that it's written 258 times! That's way to much for no longer than this seems to be.