Status Updates From Collected Poems

I wonder if anyone, ever has read McGonagall's poem on the evils of drinking and become convinced to give up the "demon drink"?

You shouldn't rush a poetry book, not least one like this. It would spoil the inadvertent silliness of the poems to read too many in one go.

Whenever I am feeling down,
I read McGonnagall and I cannot frown,
He was the greatest poet of Dundee town,
And his rhymes were impeccable though the lines often don't scan very well but he were no clown!

(A poem inspired by William McGonnagall)

One of the greatest characters to actually be a real person. Genuinely hilarious poetry!