Status Updates From The Summer It Came for Us

THIS IS SO CLEVER FUCK OFF

*inhales*

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

*exhales*

how is the pacing in this so perfect!!! what the fuck!!! rix, tell me your writer witchcraft ways!!!!!!!

this has such a Stranger Things vibe (not in a copycat way just in a cool way)

this is so creepy I Approve

OMG, just when you think you're starting to figure things out, everything gets flipped.

“Eaten by the Glipper.” He leaned forward again with those wild green eyes. “And it’s coming to finish off the rest of you.”

Welp, there goes that.

“You know what I love about you?” I said. “You never sugarcoat things, even when it would really, really make me feel better if you did.”

She loves Malcolm like me. Lol

Jace let out a weary sigh. “Do you guys realize how crazy you sound? The dude just ran away . . . took all his stuff with him. I bet twenty bucks that’s what happened.” “He’s hiking down the highway with his bed strapped to his back,” Malcolm sneered. “I’m real sure.”

Omg I love Malcolm so much. He's hilarious.

“I’ll cum on your face!” Malcolm hollered down. “Oh yeah? I’ll cum on your MOM!” came the reply, followed by hoarse laughter.