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“Eaten by the Glipper.” He leaned forward again with those wild green eyes. “And it’s coming to finish off the rest of you.”

Welp, there goes that.

“You know what I love about you?” I said. “You never sugarcoat things, even when it would really, really make me feel better if you did.”

She loves Malcolm like me. Lol

Jace let out a weary sigh. “Do you guys realize how crazy you sound? The dude just ran away . . . took all his stuff with him. I bet twenty bucks that’s what happened.” “He’s hiking down the highway with his bed strapped to his back,” Malcolm sneered. “I’m real sure.”

Omg I love Malcolm so much. He's hilarious.

“I’ll cum on your face!” Malcolm hollered down. “Oh yeah? I’ll cum on your MOM!” came the reply, followed by hoarse laughter.