Status Updates From In Other Lands

Guys I think Luke may be into Elliot it's - it's JUST A THOUGHT BUT one I need ANSWERS NOW 🗣

I wonder if Luke thinks Elliot calling him a "loser" is some friendly nickname from beyond the wall, lol. Luke's smart enough to know it's derogatory... right? Luke please-

"Wait, don't tell me, I just remembered I'm not interested."

I love Elliot

it’s comfort re-read time!!!!!

"He looks like a prince," she continued wistfully.
"Well," said Elliot. "The monarchy are historically inbred."

"You're like me. Nobody will ever love you enough to stay."

And the dad of the year prize goes to...!

"So?" he asked, grinning with what Elliot found to be offensive bashfulness. "What did you think?"
"I do not see the point of this game, but you were excellent," said Serene.
Elliot looked up from his book. "Is it over?" he asked. "Who won?"

Awww, Luke, my poor baby.

"Forcing groups of teenagers to learn how to use deadly force is really weird and disturbing!"

Loving the lampooning of YA magic school tropes.

"Satan line dancing?" Elliot asked. "Peter, are you drunk?"
"Standing behind you," Myra said in a low, clear voice.

"I don't understand," said Luke.
"I don't know how to express the depths of my surprise," Elliot told him.

The amount of sass on this kid. XD

Well taht was devastating