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"I don't understand," said Luke.
"I don't know how to express the depths of my surprise," Elliot told him.
The amount of sass on this kid. XD
— Sep 09, 2026 09:38AM
"I don't know how to express the depths of my surprise," Elliot told him.
The amount of sass on this kid. XD
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"He looks like a prince," she continued wistfully.
"Well," said Elliot. "The monarchy are historically inbred."
— Sep 11, 2026 10:05AM
"Well," said Elliot. "The monarchy are historically inbred."
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"You're like me. Nobody will ever love you enough to stay."
And the dad of the year prize goes to...!
— Sep 11, 2026 07:12AM
And the dad of the year prize goes to...!
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"So?" he asked, grinning with what Elliot found to be offensive bashfulness. "What did you think?"
"I do not see the point of this game, but you were excellent," said Serene.
Elliot looked up from his book. "Is it over?" he asked. "Who won?"
Awww, Luke, my poor baby.
— Sep 11, 2026 07:11AM
"I do not see the point of this game, but you were excellent," said Serene.
Elliot looked up from his book. "Is it over?" he asked. "Who won?"
Awww, Luke, my poor baby.
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"Forcing groups of teenagers to learn how to use deadly force is really weird and disturbing!"
Loving the lampooning of YA magic school tropes.
— Sep 11, 2026 07:07AM
Loving the lampooning of YA magic school tropes.
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"Satan line dancing?" Elliot asked. "Peter, are you drunk?"
"Standing behind you," Myra said in a low, clear voice.
— Sep 09, 2026 09:40AM
"Standing behind you," Myra said in a low, clear voice.