Status Updates From Magier-Mord: Ein Hänsel und...

' "If I turned my ankle once I did it a dozen times." "You could try wearing sensible shoes." "Those two words do not belong together." '

I like Gretel. I identify with her in many ways such as always being at the disadvantage at the absolutely worst time when you want to make a good impression and then getting a bit huffy with a "I meant to do this " attitude. While both a bit full figured or traditionally built, we do not share a love of clothes and dressing to the 9s to show ourselves at best advantage but it might not be a bad idea if I took it up.