Status Updates From The Demon Duke (Put Up Your...

This is some bullshit….. if I see the words “little mouse” used to refer to a GROWN ASS WOMAN ONE MORE TIME—

Do NOT drop a random “t’was true” in the MIDDLE of a sentence. I should not have to be saying this in the year of our lord 2024!!

If grace keeps comparing Damon to wounded animals at this extraordinary rate I’m going to start thinking she’s a furry

Also the line “whom was she kidding?” Pisses me off SOOO bad you have no idea

NO buildup, NO yearning, and most of all NO MANNERS!!! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS!!!

Seriously, is this even supposed to be historical fiction? WHERE is the tortured separation caused by strict social standards??
Who am I kidding lmao this is obviously one thing and one thing only

Damon: *walks into a party in full goth attire, clearly threatening everyone, all of the adults in the room are warning their daughters to stay away from him*
Grace: but mama I can fix him 🥺🥺🥺

Grace is sooo not like other girls she likes READING and, uh…. Reading. Also she’s literally reading PRIDE AND PREJUDICE??? WHAT???

3 (three!!) pages in and I’m already back. This man’s father thought he had demons in him. My brother in Christ YOU named him DAMON. What the hell did you expect??

Ohoho BUCKLE UP BOYS. There’s been a mysterious rash of Duke romances lately and I am going to get to the bottom of it!!! This is purely for science. Watch out for further girlblogging updates