Status Updates From The Journal of a Disappoint...

Alas – much like our miserable old Barbellion, I have had my progress infuriatingly arrested. My library's sole digital copy of this journal/diary/juicy tell-all has been rented to another for two weeks after I failed to finish it in a timely manner. I'm filled with anticipation – will everything come together as desired? Has my flippant disregard for the superiority of a physical book finally made my undoing?

"Our love is unassailable – it's like the law of gravitation, you cannot dispute it, it underlies our existence, it is the air we breathe."