Status Updates From What's Wrong with the Street!

"in response to that cunt THERESA MAY"

I've waited too long to read some Carrington anger,

To hell with all this identity politics segregat-
ing
us even
further into sec-
tions

enough with this “I‟M WHITER THAN YOU / BLACKER
THAN YOU”

“MORE FEMINIST / MORE MASCU-
LINE”

“RICHER / MORE WORKING-CLASS THAN YOU‟LL EVER
BE!”

fuck CHANNEL
4 / and this PC UTOPIA it stuffs down our
necks

- there is no love

Things My Critics Say

“HEAD-
CASE / DELUSIONAL / PASSIVE-
AGGRESSIVE
WANKER / SELF-
ABSORBED / WASTE-OF-
SPACE / WASTE-OF-
TALENT / PAKI-LOVING / COMMIE / TERRORIST-
SYMPATHISING-
SCUM / LOONEY / LEFTY / NUT-
JOB / HATER-OF-ALL-PEOPLE / DRUGGIE /
STONER / PANT-
WETTER / BED-
SHITTER”

- but I‟ve never had a proper diagnosis

cause I‟m still waiting for an appointment @ my G- P's

and can‟t afford to go private.

I Broke the Law

too busy listening to THE CLASH in my head-
phones / blocking
out the sounds

I forgot to scan my pie and cider @ ASDA

packed
em / nicked
em

- got away
with
it

now enjoying a free
meal court-
esy of the
State

(I won, fuckers).

Slow Clap for the Right-Wing

Ever notice how racists
love to call other people “RACIST”
when they're the ones being
racist
themselves?

That's sorta like America investing so much in anti-
terrorism
defences

when they're the ones selling weapons
to ISIS.

Everywhere I go people keep asking me what I
do (for a living)
then I say I‟m a writer (sort
of)
and they usually say, “YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO?”

like this ain‟t a full-
time
occupation.

Feel free to dis-
agree / judge
me
(as I
do) when people go on about Communis-
m taking
away our identity / making us all the
same

when we lose our individualis-
m par-
taking in this rat
race
just the same.

We have a synopsis.

Foreword by my main man, Harry Whitewolf.

Rocket launcher in my boot...

"I'm the bad guy?"