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Things My Critics Say

“HEAD-
CASE / DELUSIONAL / PASSIVE-
AGGRESSIVE
WANKER / SELF-
ABSORBED / WASTE-OF-
SPACE / WASTE-OF-
TALENT / PAKI-LOVING / COMMIE / TERRORIST-
SYMPATHISING-
SCUM / LOONEY / LEFTY / NUT-
JOB / HATER-OF-ALL-PEOPLE / DRUGGIE /
STONER / PANT-
WETTER / BED-
SHITTER”

- but I‟ve never had a proper diagnosis

cause I‟m still waiting for an appointment @ my G- P's

and can‟t afford to go private.

I Broke the Law

too busy listening to THE CLASH in my head-
phones / blocking
out the sounds

I forgot to scan my pie and cider @ ASDA

packed
em / nicked
em

- got away
with
it

now enjoying a free
meal court-
esy of the
State

(I won, fuckers).

Slow Clap for the Right-Wing

Ever notice how racists
love to call other people “RACIST”
when they're the ones being
racist
themselves?

That's sorta like America investing so much in anti-
terrorism
defences

when they're the ones selling weapons
to ISIS.

Everywhere I go people keep asking me what I
do (for a living)
then I say I‟m a writer (sort
of)
and they usually say, “YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO?”

like this ain‟t a full-
time
occupation.

Feel free to dis-
agree / judge
me
(as I
do) when people go on about Communis-
m taking
away our identity / making us all the
same

when we lose our individualis-
m par-
taking in this rat
race
just the same.