Status Updates From Take on Me (Secret Lives of...

I really have been enjoying this story a lot! Nearly done it is that good to read!!

Wow hot! That is all for now!!

On chapter 3! Great so far! Pretty hot!

I love soaps so I figured this book will be for me, so far it hooked me in!

This entire series is hot tbh.

When they get to the food, it's a pretty good sign that there's too much sex in this book.

"He looked as though he wanted to argue the toss a little more." Huh? Once again, Americans don't say things like that. "It was a one-off." ?? You mean, "a one time thing?"

another thing...Americans don't end sentences with "yeah?" As in: "We should eat first, yeah?" Americans don't say "bits." As in: "all he could think about was rubbing their naughty bits together" or " 'But you left out the good bit of the story!' " No. We say "parts." Also, we would never FLOG anything on ebay, we sell stuff. Whew. Okay, rant complete.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......this author is Australian, writing about Americans. But every other line they say something distinctly Aussie, like: "Norsca-fresh!" What the hell is that? I had to look it up, it's apparently an Aussie deodarant product. "Were you a girl guide?" OF COURSE NOT! Because Americans are Girl SCOUTS! Get it straight.