Status Updates From Looming Low: Volume I

Next story: A somehow even stupider than the plastic babies story in which bats fall out of the sky while a girl watches them and thinks about all the bad things that have happened to her in her life.

Next story: An utterly insane and ridiculous story about a lady who has plastic babies.

Story 15: An incomprehensible waste of time wherein a magical masseuse apparently makes food out of her customers (with their consent)? What was the point?

Story 14: An old guy sends his daughter into some caves to look for his sister who disappeared 60 years ago. The daughter finds an old lady in the cave who confirms the (now) old guy killed his sister, and here are her bones. The daughter brings the bones back out of the cave and the old guy has turned to bones. I hate this book.

Story 13: A guy wakes up in the hospital with a mark behind his ear. A doctor tells him everyone with that mark dies within 24 hours. The cops are on the way to interview him. His friend takes him to a bar that has the same mark on its door. In the basement is a mirror. The guy gets sucked into the mirror. There's an alternate universe there. It seems nice. Yay?

Story 12: A lesbian has a loud heart. Her ex-gf cuts it out and puts it outside. The first girl goes outside to get it but can't. A new lesbian shows up and puts her heart back in. They go on a date at the end. Zombies? Who knows.

Story 10: Another pointless story, this one about Siamese twins who were surgically separated but could feel pain the other felt. One eventually becomes a druggie and dies. The other turns into a plant. I hate this stupid book.

Story 9: An utterly pointless 'story' about mouths on walls. There are no characters or a plot. This book is getting really bad.

Story 8: A spot appears on a married couple's wall. It can't be cleaned off. The guy sleep walks and goes up to it. It creates tension in the house and they become distant. In the end, they smash the wall and there is a swirling vortex behind it. The end.

Story 7: A middle-aged woman lives in an attic. Her family gives her food. They leave the house and drive away quickly one day. A big storm comes. She dies because of the storm. At the end of the story she is alive and walking into town. Deep stuff, man.

Story 6? 7? A lady's neighbor brings over a weird girl. She doesn't talk. The neighbor claims she says she's his daughter. The old guy said he killed her last night but she came back to life. They leave. Later someone knocks on her door. It's another weird girl. & she claims to be this girl's daughter. Oh and the lady is divorced so she's happy she has a daughter even if the daughter is an alien demon or something.

Story 5: Aaand we're back. A weird couple get pregnant and the woman delivers something weird and it kills both of them. In the mom's autopsy they find a fetus growing on her brain. Duh duh duhhhhhhhh!

Story 4: An excellent story about boy and girl siblings who live in some kind of spaceship or military compound. Their parents died and one day the girl starts speaking insane sounds like metal. The boy notices that it's always dark outside one window in the vessel/compound. Awesome twist, even if it ends too soon and doesn't explain anything.

Story 3: A weird boy puts on masks that change him into different animals depending on the mask. A new neighbor girl gives him a mask of a dragon. It turns him into a dragon. He kills her mean dad and flies away. The end.

Story 2: A little boy is afraid of ghosts. There is an app that can see ghosts on your phone camera. The boy disappears. Later, they see him on the ghost app. So he's a ghost now.

This is gonna be a long book.

Story 1: An orange ball makes kids sick. The kids turn into orange balls. The end.