Christian’s Reviews > Looming Low: Volume I > Status Update

Next story: A somehow even stupider than the plastic babies story in which bats fall out of the sky while a girl watches them and thinks about all the bad things that have happened to her in her life.

Next story: An utterly insane and ridiculous story about a lady who has plastic babies.

Story 15: An incomprehensible waste of time wherein a magical masseuse apparently makes food out of her customers (with their consent)? What was the point?

Story 13: A guy wakes up in the hospital with a mark behind his ear. A doctor tells him everyone with that mark dies within 24 hours. The cops are on the way to interview him. His friend takes him to a bar that has the same mark on its door. In the basement is a mirror. The guy gets sucked into the mirror. There's an alternate universe there. It seems nice. Yay?

Story 12: A lesbian has a loud heart. Her ex-gf cuts it out and puts it outside. The first girl goes outside to get it but can't. A new lesbian shows up and puts her heart back in. They go on a date at the end. Zombies? Who knows.

Story 10: Another pointless story, this one about Siamese twins who were surgically separated but could feel pain the other felt. One eventually becomes a druggie and dies. The other turns into a plant. I hate this stupid book.

Story 9: An utterly pointless 'story' about mouths on walls. There are no characters or a plot. This book is getting really bad.

Story 8: A spot appears on a married couple's wall. It can't be cleaned off. The guy sleep walks and goes up to it. It creates tension in the house and they become distant. In the end, they smash the wall and there is a swirling vortex behind it. The end.