Status Updates From How Not to Kill Yourself: A...

"Am I calling you a god? Yes. Yes I am."

Shut upppp

"Erm... *runs away*"

I hate this book. I hate the author. I might kill myself just to spite him.

"Don't think of them as meds. Think of them as power-ups"

Oh my gd you're so annoying fuck offffff

Oh my gd you're annoying

I'm gonna be real man, this issue isn't that suicide isn't funny it's that you, the author, are not funny.

Simply swearing a lot doesn't make you funny. It just makes you annoying

"Suicide is not PC and it never will be. It does not give a fuck"

Gd you are so fucking obnoxious fuck offfff

"If you are offended by swear words in this context, perhaps you should re-examine your priorities. Or read a more PC book."

Okay but the issue with swearing this way about suicide is that it makes you come across as flippant and obnoxious. It's not that swear words are offensive or should never be used in discussions of suicide it's that the way you are using them is flippant and dismissive

Okay yeah unfortunately this is Really Annoying

It's giving "I had acute depression and now I'm going to help you solve your chronic mental illness through swearing" and I hate that

Okay yeah just looking up her books I can tell you the lady who wrote the forward is annoying

Hold on going to this person's website bc I bet it's awful

"Suicidality is an EPIC FUCKING ASSHOLE"

Oh my gd shut the fuck up

This forward is so obnoxious I might kill myself just to spite the person who wrote it

Like I cannot emphasize enough how much I did not want to dislike this but holy shit it's bad

There is nothing quite as obnoxious and awful as a person with a PhD using the phrase "holy shitballs" and then telling me not to do piracy in the forward holy fuck

"You have this book in your hand due to the wonderment that is the life force of the universe. Which in this instance, worked its magic through Amazon algorithms."

1. This is annoying.
2. I did not get this book on Amazon