Status Updates From Just a Game

holy shit. i can literally feel my brain chemistry shifting like this is SO PEAK.

"Hey, here comes a set. You ready? Get under it."

He was right. It was a hell of a lot easier riding a wave on a foam longboard. It wasn't so much like taming a wild animal as doing a long, slow dance. For a moment, I became part of the ocean. I swept in with it, one of the sons of Oceanus, and there weren't even thoughts to think. It was like coming home, in a way, our first home.

Right timing

'How did you know you were gay?' I asked.

'I mean, when I was like five or six I used to fantasize that the house would burn down and a fireman would rescue me and -- '

'And what, fuck you?'

'I was a kid. I figured he might -- rub my belly. I had no idea how sex worked.'

'I think that's how puppies work,' I said.

'Anyway. Yeah. And also, ick.'

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Unexpected emotions! I feel sad for Preston. 😯