Status Updates From Fury's Choice (Afterlife In...

Love this make up line: "I’m going to lie spread-eagle on top of my car, possibly naked, until you come save me from the seagulls and the police, whichever comes first.”

And this comeback even better: “I’m not here to save you. I just wanted to see you naked and handcuffed.”

"You, my friend, have lived too long among the fruits and nuts of California. There was a time you could drink like Bacchus and fuck like Aphrodite. Now you eat granola and fall asleep cradling a book instead of a breast." (The perils of immortals living amongst us... ;) )