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"You, my friend, have lived too long among the fruits and nuts of California. There was a time you could drink like Bacchus and fuck like Aphrodite. Now you eat granola and fall asleep cradling a book instead of a breast." (The perils of immortals living amongst us... ;) )
— Aug 13, 2017 08:37AM
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Love this make up line: "I’m going to lie spread-eagle on top of my car, possibly naked, until you come save me from the seagulls and the police, whichever comes first.”
And this comeback even better: “I’m not here to save you. I just wanted to see you naked and handcuffed.”
— Aug 15, 2017 10:59PM
And this comeback even better: “I’m not here to save you. I just wanted to see you naked and handcuffed.”
