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"Come.... I will have thee' The amount of hesitation and reluctance in marrying her is hilarious cause we know they love each other.

It always makes me laugh when Dogberry goes we have 'comprehended two auspicious personnes' instead of suspicious. Also, when he says 'does thou not suspect my years?' instead of respect. The malapropism is working.

Benedick: I’ll do anything for you
Beatrice: Kill Claudio
Benedick: Not for the whole wide world

Define 'anything', Benedick. Though I do understand why one might not want to kill their best friend even though they did something horrible.

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap and be buried in thy eyes.

I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.

I do love nothing in the world so well as you; is not that strange?

Whiles we enjoy it, but being lacked and lost,
Why, then we rack the value, then we find
The virtue that possession would not show us
Whiles it was ours.

This may prove food to my displeasure.

I like the phrase

If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking. In the meantime, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me.

"Why are you thus out of measure sad?"
"There is no measure in the occasion that breeds; therefore the sadness is without limit."