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Nope, if I'd known this would mix several and very contradictory religious beliefs, I wouldn't have started it in the first place.

This professor is certainky giving me Igor vibes, and with the childish behaviour of Alaric and Alex I can certainly imagine this as some Count Duckula fanfic.

"The front door opened and a stoutly woman with ruddy cheeks greeted them, wiping her hands on her apron before ushering them in."
OMG, are we going to meet Cont Duckula?

ADULT DNRiP
Alliance
Narayan
Edwina Philpot
Marcus 18
Yusuf Saladin
Dray
Hawke
Brian + Eran Harlow Tillie/Matilda
Damen "
Callum "
Oliver "
Lionel
Harold
Guild of Ascension
Ahriman
Mira
Caine
Morgan
Stedman

Palm Sunday
Jesus
Sammael 30 6'5
Jessica daughter
Logius
Pontius Pilate
Meg's Cafe, Oxford? England
Orlof
Cassandra McLennan 22
Jonathan + Anna "
Renata Delgado
Alejandro " 23 6'
Abigail ~40
Jarvis
Alaric
Prof Elijah Cohen
Lilith
Anil Norgay
Dalai Lama stolen cup
Mrs Chatsworthy
Det Bill Renkin
Havenswood manor
Mr. Neumann
Mrs Philpot