Status Updates From Captain Hotness

And then there is BaIsley who's an mid twenties virgin who is saving her innocence for that special guy. But no man she meets is as hot as her older bothers friend Jeremy. Nope, in 10 years she hasn't found one guy who is muscled like him. But she's said because she's sooooo lusty in the mean time. And she also slut shames her best friend.

So far, it sucks.
Jeremy is a slut shaming ass hat who at one point somehow had a wife he loved, but she died. And now he gets set up on dates by his mother with women that if they are hot enough he'll have dirty quick sex with. But that's it.