Status Updates From شاهنامه فردوسی

"When news arrived that the way to Nasibin had been blocked, Šāpur burst out in rage against the Christian faith and sent a huge army against the town. He said, 'It’s ridiculous to respect a religion whose prophet was killed by the Jews.'"
HILARIOUS line and hilarious that Šāpur II's harsh repression of Christians is limited by Ferdowsi into two such verbal outbursts