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The way these characters speak makes me want to punch them in their faces. XD

I’m going back to the start with this because I’ve left it too long between reading sessions.

Satisfyingly vulgar so far, but with some sterling explanations of the current barbarism.

Very fun so far.

Wow! Hilarious, anti-establishment, punk rock literature. Loving it so far!

‘Nothing can stop the Sick Bastards.’

‘Another typical social justice warrior response,’ Mr Megaphone said. ‘You just can’t accept the well-reasoned argument that the heterosexual white man is superior to everyone else because we invented Western values such as Coca-Cola.’

‘You can show a man where the door is, but you can’t unlock it for him.’
‘Boot the fucker down then.’
‘That’s the spirit.’

I looked over to him. He was holding a spliff to his lips, an inch of ash ready to crumble at any given moment. His eyes were gazing through nothingness. ‘Anodyne nonsense,’ he said again. ‘Our culture is all just anodyne nonsense.’
I began to cut up me last line of whiz, one eye tight shut in an attempt to focus straight. ‘I don’t even know what that means.’

Everything is huge in America. The cars are huge, the homes are huge, the arses are huge.

-How was your day?
-Jolly good, thank you. How was yours?
-Dashing, old bean.
-And did you see the six hour special about interesting stuff last night on the BBC?
-Yes I did and it was very interesting.
-Excellent.
-By the way, have I ever told you that I like strawberry jam?
-I prefer raspberry.
-How very interesting.
Fuck off, the lot of you!

I fucking hate airports nearly as much as I hate President Scumbag. From the moment you step inside them it’s about as much fun as having a migraine in your cock.

So excited about finally getting round to this :-D