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Jack Stark
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The way these characters speak makes me want to punch them in their faces. XD
— Dec 26, 2018 01:50AM
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Jack Stark
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I’m going back to the start with this because I’ve left it too long between reading sessions.
— Dec 21, 2018 05:08AM
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Jay Green
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Satisfyingly vulgar so far, but with some sterling explanations of the current barbarism.
— Jun 23, 2018 10:40AM
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James Birch
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Wow! Hilarious, anti-establishment, punk rock literature. Loving it so far!
— Apr 13, 2018 07:53AM
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Arthur Graham
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‘Nothing can stop the Sick Bastards.’
— Aug 07, 2017 05:53PM
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Arthur Graham
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‘Another typical social justice warrior response,’ Mr Megaphone said. ‘You just can’t accept the well-reasoned argument that the heterosexual white man is superior to everyone else because we invented Western values such as Coca-Cola.’
— Aug 06, 2017 08:48PM
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Arthur Graham
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‘You can show a man where the door is, but you can’t unlock it for him.’
‘Boot the fucker down then.’
‘That’s the spirit.’
— Aug 03, 2017 04:47PM
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‘Boot the fucker down then.’
‘That’s the spirit.’
Arthur Graham
is on page 105 of 152
I looked over to him. He was holding a spliff to his lips, an inch of ash ready to crumble at any given moment. His eyes were gazing through nothingness. ‘Anodyne nonsense,’ he said again. ‘Our culture is all just anodyne nonsense.’
I began to cut up me last line of whiz, one eye tight shut in an attempt to focus straight. ‘I don’t even know what that means.’
— Aug 01, 2017 07:29PM
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I began to cut up me last line of whiz, one eye tight shut in an attempt to focus straight. ‘I don’t even know what that means.’
Arthur Graham
is on page 98 of 152
Everything is huge in America. The cars are huge, the homes are huge, the arses are huge.
— Jul 31, 2017 04:19PM
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Arthur Graham
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-How was your day?
-Jolly good, thank you. How was yours?
-Dashing, old bean.
-And did you see the six hour special about interesting stuff last night on the BBC?
-Yes I did and it was very interesting.
-Excellent.
-By the way, have I ever told you that I like strawberry jam?
-I prefer raspberry.
-How very interesting.
Fuck off, the lot of you!
— Jul 27, 2017 05:31PM
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-Jolly good, thank you. How was yours?
-Dashing, old bean.
-And did you see the six hour special about interesting stuff last night on the BBC?
-Yes I did and it was very interesting.
-Excellent.
-By the way, have I ever told you that I like strawberry jam?
-I prefer raspberry.
-How very interesting.
Fuck off, the lot of you!
Arthur Graham
is on page 82 of 152
I fucking hate airports nearly as much as I hate President Scumbag. From the moment you step inside them it’s about as much fun as having a migraine in your cock.
— Jul 26, 2017 10:14PM
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Alison
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So excited about finally getting round to this :-D
— Jul 17, 2017 03:51PM
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