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This girl is a complete idiot but I really can't say that I would be making smarter decisions during a zombie apocalypse

Omg the horse just hooked its foreleg around the heroine to comfort her. What the actual fuck? Can you say anthropomorphism? Ignore it, ignore it. Go on with the rest of this very nice book.

Whoa, now the horse found a herd of horses but saw the heroine leaving and left the herd to go with her. Please, please don’t get anymore stupid.

Loving it except the horse thing. How fast does the author think the horse goes at a”leisurely pace”? They are riding bikes for heaven’s sake. The horse couldn’t keep up even if she wanted to, which she wouldn’t.

“Oh my god, peaches!” Justin moaned. He picked up the jar and hugged it. “We’re taking every single one of these.”

This part right here makes me wanna hug this guy and you’ll realise when you read the book he ain’t a cutesy huggable MC by the longest shot.

“She wished men came with an instruction manual.”

You and the rest of the world, darling.

I swear these animals are sentient beings. Like, wtf?