Status Updates From A Deadly Kind of Love (Tom ...

He hated knife fights. Most especially he hated the ones where the other guys had knives and he didn’t.

LOL! Many dead bodies, but very funny,

Let me say it so:

If Harry Hole is a main course, Tom and Stanley is my dessert after!

Someone buys Tom a drink called a 'race horse' and he's about to drink it when Stanley says, " For Crap's sake...Put that down. Don't you know anything?" T:"Not about this shit. Why, what's in it?" "Vodka and piss," Stanley said. "Didn't you see the bartender filling it up?" I don't think a drink like this exist --am I wrong?

"He hated knife fights. Most especially he hated the ones where the other guys had knives and he didn't." LMAO! What will you do Tom?

Why would a bed wear high-heeled shoes?" ROTFL Tom doesn't change a bit.

My dear Tom and Stanley I missed you both!

Wish I didn't have to work today! I've been waiting for this one.

“Peachy,” Stanley said in his driest voice. He was used to it, though. Tom had some scent that drove gay boys crazy. Women too. And Pauli was Italian. Italian men, he had decided long ago, learned to flirt while they were in the cradle and only stopped when they were on the wrong side of the grass. (Page 53) --> OUCH, sorry to hear that Stanley!