Status Updates From Bonesland

"It's the deluded people that have all the fun, they're the ones who do all the living. I want to be deluded"

"I guess she needs a friendly shoulder to cry on. I can offer that. I'm pathetic."

I'm pretty sure I've known Jimmy at some point in my life.

"Did you know that one hundred percent of statistics that sound that stupid are made up?"

Burn

"My hand is buzzing from her touch. I better go wash it."

"I don't have parents who can feed and house me while I fumble around some music buttons in my bedroom."

"Everything is 'awesome' or 'amazing' to Naya. Even a Banarang bogan feast."

Who doesn't love a bogan feast?

"Jimmy tries to explain that what he meant in bed last night was that he loves sex, not her."

This one's a keeper.

"I do not just talk, I can listen too, you know."

What you always want to hear from a teacher.

It's hard to get the motivation when you're stoned, right Dad?

Why don't you just shut up Dad and get back to your own drugs

A beautiful sunset above the billabong - 'But look at the bacteria.'

Bones is all over smooth

Lmao Bones - that is just as funny as it sounded in your head!

"Anxiety? OCD, maybe. Anxiety, nah."

Finally, someone who understands!

"James has given you a horribly inaccurate definition of a feminist, but he has ably demonstrated why we exist. Unfortunately, he's not the only entitled male with no respect for women."

Ok, so I've had just about enough BMT for one lifetime

Ah, the psychology of bigotry.

"I will dissolve in the colour of the city. No one will notice me. It will be perfect."