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Grace samori
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Thank you for asking but I am assuming the worst. RIP the dream.
— Mar 10, 2025 01:04PM
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elstaffe
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"Spending all your waking hours doing only what feels good is a viable life plan if you're a Labrador retriever, but for humans it's a blueprint for unemployment, divorce and irrelevance." (8)
— Nov 04, 2024 06:52PM
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hailey
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“Stupidity is a real-world pandemic from which there’s no refuge, even at college.”
Man there’s some real good one liners in this thing.
— Jul 28, 2022 10:19PM
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Man there’s some real good one liners in this thing.
hailey
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“I’d begin with a raw appraisal of the real world: It’s pretty f*cked up.”
Would you believe me if I told you one of my elementary school teachers gave me this to read? :D
— Jul 28, 2022 10:05PM
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Would you believe me if I told you one of my elementary school teachers gave me this to read? :D
