Status Updates From I Can Read with my Eyes Shut

Notes:
(1) Quite un-Dr. Seuss, all visually loose.
- Its scribbly artwork just doesn't have juice.
(2) Writing for kiddies is no good excuse,
it's still very lazy and narrative-hazy.
- Erratic and random, and never gets crazy.
(3) "I Can Read With My Eyes Shut"? Awful ironic.
- "Read with eyes open" is the whole moral/tonic.
- I hate to be scathing, but the title's moronic.

technically not reading but i saw a tiktok of someone rapping the entire book and it was great

0h07m. TRT: 0h07m. S: 1. R: 3/5-7/10.