Status Updates From Feud (Neighbors to Lovers, #1)

This character is eating a muffin. This book needs to calm down
“a soft moan escaped her lips as her eyes rolled back in her head, and an expression of pure bliss overtook her face.”

I think if you’re going to have 1st person narrators talk about happy they and the other character have had “snappy banter”, you probably want to make sure the dialogue you’ve been written is better than this book’s

I feel like I’m committed to finishing this book because I accidentally marked it as Read and it won’t let me delete that but…
“…my dick hadn’t got the message. It had been interested. Fortunately, the head attached to my shoulders was always in control and money took precedence over pussy.”
Ew?

“Besides, I never heard of tears bringing anyone back. You?
Um….
Exactly. So why bother?”
I’m not a fan of this particular flavour of fourth wall breaking, it feels so stilted to me

So far this book has a severe case of expositional dialogue “this is the situation we find ourselves in” “yes it is and here is the background for that, as you know”
Like that thing in movies where people address one another as neighbour or cousin or whatever so you know who they are

AAHHHH THIS TROPE 🔥

Just what I need. Fluffy with rivalry.

The crying I am doing right now. I am talking about that laughter kind of cry. I ave to leave my office so I don't get in trouble, lol!

"...I looked like a Chia pet." I laughed out loud!

"From the breakfast tacos with a spicy turkey chorizo..."

Listen... the grass stunt woulda got his ass kicked. Plain and simple. I don't care how cute he is.