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Ecco mi pareva strano... 🙈

“You know, all this time I wondered if Chase had fallen out of love with me because of something I did, because I didn’t try hard enough, I didn’t give him enough. I should have realized another woman was already giving him everything he needed.”

“Word to the wise, Pop Tart. If a man can be talked out of marrying you after a couple of brewskies and a handful of stripper dollars, he’s not the man for you.”