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"(...) Craig Brown writes that artist Pablo Picasso had erotic dreams about her, admitting to his friend Roland Penrose: 'If they knew what I had done in my dreams with your royal ladies, they would take me to the Tower of London and chop off my head!' Picasso would sometimes include the Queen, too."

Disgusting.

Nevermind, actually.

“…Margaret was ‘known to bite on occasions.’” You know what, hell yeah, I like her