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this is my second book by this author
the first i skimmed last night was prince charming whatever

it was literal trash

only opened this book bc it was already in my library

i didnt get past the first page before my blood started boiling from how shitty this writing is

i’m bleeding and cramping

not even bothering to skip to the end with this one

just give me gasoline and a flamethrower

“Those are just the fantasies of a lonely, sequestered virgin.” Your fucking with me, there is NO way I just read that!

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I saw a girl reading this book on the train, so if it’s awful… it’s her fault!

Cosas raras que leo para salir del bloqueo lector 2.0

Had to stop last week to do ARCs.

Though I feel at this point the book is dragging.

Chapter 18 and we’ve barely gotten anywhere. This is like when you tell your kid to fold their laundry and hours later they only have a pair of socks paired up and nothing else complete. So much inner monologue and staring at each other. She’s likable in the beginning but there’s so much random yapping that you forget what it was you liked. Then the other characters... I almost like them but I don’t.

DNFd