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also I like that Alexis is introduced as The Coolest Most Desirable Gurl Evurrrrr but is a total dweeb who talks to her handpainted R2-D2 canteen.
— Mar 11, 2026 11:02PM
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Bri
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I'm going to be misreading "Europans" as "Europeans" for the rest of the damn book...
— Mar 11, 2026 09:01PM
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This is still pretty lame so far, but now that the story has finally kicked off (after 100 pages) hopefully there'll be something to enjoy down the road.
— Mar 08, 2026 02:25PM
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“That’s how you know you’ve mastered a videogame—when a bunch of butt-hurt crybabies start to accuse you of cheating in an effort to cope with the beatdown they’ve just suffered at your hands.”
— Mar 07, 2026 06:02PM
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60 pages and the plot hasn't moved an inch...c'mon. Also, I never want to read another sentence about "Oedipal torments" again.
— Mar 07, 2026 09:29AM
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