Status Updates From Crawling Under a Broken Moo...

When I was in elementary, the teacher told us to never play D&D. No reason was given, just don't. No one in my school knew what D&D even was; it was the first and only time I heard of it. Our city didn't have a bookstore, let alone some kind of game shop. I didn't learn about D&D until I moved somewhere with Internet access, years later. Anyway, I'm still sticking to that rule. I'm not playing D&D; I'm playing DCC!