Status Updates From Saint or Sinner (Bad Things...

A car horn was honking. A loud, continuous sound that pulled Josephine from her happy haze of post-sex bliss.
Then she realized that she was causing the honking. Or rather, her ass was - her ass was shoved hard against the steering wheel. Lovely. And very attention-grabbing. Not exactly the way to keep a low profile. Luckily, they were in the middle of a deserted parking lot.

"I'm still new to the world of the freaking good paranormals. My brother was running things for a long time, and turns out, Leo was keeping secrets from me."
Again, almost believed. "Where is your brother now?"
"Probably working on his tan at my place in the Keys."
Someone seemed disgruntled.
"He's down there, living the bad life, while I'm trying to keep the world from exploding. Typical."

Luke gave a mocking laugh. "I do have other issues I'm dealing with."
Her head cocked. "You were close. Close enough to hear me scream your name."
He rubbed the back of his neck. "I was just making sure you'd arrived safely. Sometimes, the transport doesn't go so well. I had this one incident where a werewolf's insides wound up on his outside and-"
"What?"
"No matter. You're here. You're whole. All is well."