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Zala
is 99% done
‘We didn’t think youd come,’ he said to a potted fern.
‘TO MY OWN DAUGHTER’S WEDDING? ANYWAY, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER HAD AN INVITATION TO ANYTHING. IT HAD GOLD EDGES AND RSVP AND EVERYTHING.’
‘Yes, but when you weren’t at the service —‘
‘I THOUGHT PERHAPS IT WOULD NOT BE ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE.’
— 6 hours, 9 min ago
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‘TO MY OWN DAUGHTER’S WEDDING? ANYWAY, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER HAD AN INVITATION TO ANYTHING. IT HAD GOLD EDGES AND RSVP AND EVERYTHING.’
‘Yes, but when you weren’t at the service —‘
‘I THOUGHT PERHAPS IT WOULD NOT BE ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE.’
Zala
is 93% done
‘I’ll fight you for them,’ said Mort.
VERY NOBLE. MORTALS FIGHT ME ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE DISMISSED.
— 6 hours, 18 min ago
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VERY NOBLE. MORTALS FIGHT ME ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE DISMISSED.
Zala
is 85% done
”‘Why did you have TO SPOIL IT ALL?’
‘Spoil it all? Have you seen what the lad has done?’ snapped Albert, still trying to reach the edge of the ring.”
— 6 hours, 21 min ago
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‘Spoil it all? Have you seen what the lad has done?’ snapped Albert, still trying to reach the edge of the ring.”
Zala
is 80% done
”’Devoted and Indeed Only Companion of My Late Father and Grandfather When They Passed Over, and therefore I decree that your reward shall be this most rare and exquisite of morsels.’
The Vizier prodded the thing uncertainly, and looked into the Emperors smile. It was bright and terrible. He fumbled for an excuse.”
— 6 hours, 26 min ago
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The Vizier prodded the thing uncertainly, and looked into the Emperors smile. It was bright and terrible. He fumbled for an excuse.”
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“Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn’t realized that it could make you stupid.”
— 8 hours, 6 min ago
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