Status Updates From Partners in Wonder

Mpreg mention!! Harlan's feeling maternal!!

For every two pages I read I have to take a break, listen to Duran Duran, and think about Higgs Monaghan. Sorry Mr Ellison, but a beautiful girl must have priorities. And that priority is the particle of God that permeates all existence. I don't have the attention span for your size four font.

Ho, I can't keep defending you when you're writing about how the teenage girls in your car are 'sweet pieces of meat'. Ho, you're stepping into some dangerous territory. Ho, you need to get a grip.

freaky