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mmc1 holding up a stashed butt plug of mmc 2’s:

“are you trying to embarrass me to death?”
“more than the time i found you singing mariah’s ‘dreamlover’ in the shower? no irish, that was embarrassing. this is what’s called useful.”
“you love ‘dreamlover,’” he growled.
“not in baritone, i don’t.”

these two idiots 😂😂

“was it too impolite to kill myself on his porch? even if i did it neatly and quietly?”

“i really wasn’t in the mood when ethan drifted up the deck steps. i groaned. humiliation was never complete without an audience. it was like buying a two-piece chicken dinner without a biscuit. still edible, but why?”

i fear that this is my exact taste in humour 🤣🤣🤣 so many moments i’ve cackled so far

I truly don't care about this already. I just know I will dislike this the more I read it...

Just had a thought -- if you see ghosts and can communicate with them, just hold your phone like you would on a phone call. Who's gonna know? They only hear one side anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️