Status Updates From Surrender

I still can’t get over that Ashton wears a loincloth

Ok. Absolutely not. I think I’m done. I was trying to overlook some of the dated language and stereotypes, as well as some of the persistence of the male love interest. But what I can’t do is sit here and be ok with the fact he broke into her home and was lurking at the edge of her bed while she was asleep. That’s some certifiable creep shit. No thank you.